i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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