It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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