can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
You made out with two different species that night
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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