Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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