Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
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I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I need moral support for this bender
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Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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