in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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