so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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