Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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