Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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