i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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