Sponge bath it is.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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