Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Randomize
