Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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