She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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