how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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