No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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