you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
My vagina just recognized that song.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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