The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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