Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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