me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
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I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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