Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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