you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
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I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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