They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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