physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
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Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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