dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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