WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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