He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
