This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
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