I don't think brook has ever known best
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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