I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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