If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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