their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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