dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
is wine microwaveable?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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