Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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