Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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