Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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