I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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