got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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