Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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