He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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