i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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