Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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