I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
