Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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