i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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