You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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