Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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