i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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