Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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