you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
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This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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