what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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