I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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