I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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