Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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