Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Randomize
