Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
