sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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